2T, 3T, 4T, 5T (best read in the cadence of "One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish")

So I stopped by the U's bookstore to see their toddler-wear, and was a little disappointed at their 3T selection. But then I went to compare all the T's, and they seemed to be the same functional size to me. (2T all the way through 5T.) But then I'm thinking--I really don't know this kid... Maybe I ought'a just get him a football/basketball set or something. But then I'm thinking--No, I don't want to buy him a weapon. Then again, a shirt can be used as a suffocation device--so it's a lose-lose.

All I know is--kid went from being the center of the universe to being Pluto asteroid number 134340.

I'll get it out on Thursday, so that the card can be signed by 21 girls with cooties. Ethan will be a rock-star!

And as far as the, "nice and white, maybe pointy at the top with a couple of eye-holes" comment--I only need to look in my closet for those. They hand those out in the welcome baskets.