I read some funny points on Fark.com today. Somebody posted points derived from the infamous Banana video.

1. Is shaped for human hand.
2. Has non-slip surface.
3. Has outward indicators of inward content: Green-too early; Yellow-just right; Black-too late.
4. Has a tab for removal of wrapper
5. Is perforated on wrapper
6. Bio-degradable wrapper.
7. Is shaped for human mouth.
8. Has a point at top for ease of entry.
9. Is pleasing to taste buds.
10. Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy.

This example of intelligent design proves that God exists, quod erat demonstrandum. It is an atheist's worst nightmare.

Someone else replied to the Banana Post with a Coconut Post.

1. Is not shaped for the human hand.
2. Has unappealing, hairy surface.
3. Outward appearance gives no clue to inward content.
4. Is extremely difficult to open.
5. No easy perforations to open with.
6. Everything is bio-degradable given enough time!
7. Is not shaped for human mouth.
8. Has no handle at top for ease of entry.
9. Is not pleasing to taste buds, unless you're one of the few sickos who like coconuts.
10. Does not curve towards the face to make eating process easy.
11. About 150 people a year are KILLED by falling coconuts.

The coconut proves God does not exist, quod erat demonstrandum.

Good times, Good times...