You guys will get a kick out of the UM alcohol policy. In short--it states that it is illegal to consume beverages that are 5% or less alcohol by content during football tailgating. Anything above 5% is fully legal and accepted. So beer is bad; Everclear is good.
posted by Greg | 2:04 PM
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Well, if the policy has worked for this long, it's good enough right? Of course, sometimes it takes forward thinkers to create change in policy. Don't forget that once upon a time, the policy at Wheaton was that nobody was allowed *in* the science lab after it had been locked up. The upgraded policy modified that to "in or on" :)
So are you saying that I should climb up on the roof of a university building with a keg?
Or should I get stuck on a steep roof with a keg?
For the record, only ONE individual (who shall remain nameless) actually got STUCK on the roof. :-)
You know--Matt could use that experience in math class...
Calculate the slope in which it is possible to climb a roof.
Calculate the slope in which it is possible to climb a roof.
* student raises hand *
"Mr. Enlow, is it a shingle roof or a slate roof?"
"It's slate."
* Mr. Enlow wanders over to the window and gazes off into the gray... *
"... cold, slippery... slate..."
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