I'm sorry to report (read: completely fabricate) that our man Megally Z. Megally came in 235th in Iowa, with 0.00003% of the vote. (I think he has a second cousin in Dubuque.) Never matter! On to New Hampshire! Come, Sancho!
Seriously, if Biden and Dodd are dropping out now... when will these other jokers come to their senses?
Seriously, if Biden and Dodd are dropping out now... when will these other jokers come to their senses?

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Who came in 236th?
Um, the last 9 were tied for 236th with zero votes. Yeah, that's the ticket.
(I know it doesn't make sense, just go with it.)
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