Hey Matt--I read this and thought about your dad. Any chance of capitalizing off of the political misfortunes of others? [ Burger Joint Adds 'Spitzer Burger' To Menu ]

Update: Ok--I know I've had a veritable blitzkrieg of useless posts... but I just saw this and found it to be both truthful and funny:

Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!