UPDATE: As of yesterday, my wife broke up another fight at her school. This brings her post-maternity leave tally to four, two of which included lesbians. Additionally, one of her physics students attempted to bring a gun to school with the intent to shoot two other students. In the end, the student "chickened out" (or "got smart" says my wife) and left the gun in her car.

Additionally, another school in her district just had two more major fights. One student, in fight A, required 45 stitches because he was hit with padlocks. The other fight involved hispanic gangs and baseball bats.

Please keep in my wife teaches in an affluent suburban region.

On a related note, did you all see that since the shooting at Northern, a student at Auburn has been shot and killed, a student at North Carolina Chapel Hill has been shot and killed and 8 seminary students in Jerusalem were shot and killed.

So ends todays Death Tally.