You guys read this? I can't help to think that this is really a non-issue (i.e., "news" from a nobody) that is being blown out of proportion by a liberally biased media...

...Hey Guys... I'm at my wits end down here. 2 neighborhood dogs have (for whatever reason) chosen our lawn in which to dump. Daily. Seriously. No lie. And they let them out under the cover of darkness (intentionally) as to avoid detection. So pretty much every day, I have to sweep our yard (front and back) for crap. (Once, when my kid was one, we didn't sweep--and she got into it. One year olds act like scientists--and this was her discovery.)

Anyway--I'm done with it. Tried being nice; talking to them; etc... no results. Called the sheriff--who gave me three possibilities: (1) Talk to them. (Didn't work.) (2) Build a fence around your own yard. (No way am I spending thousands due to some one else's irresponsibility.) (3) The sheriff said something like, Ssshh--that would piss me off too. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. I'm not sure what that means, but it doesn't sound pro-dog.

So I'm honestly thinking of going public with this idea. Just going public with this little reality. We will be putting large bowls of green fluid around our yard at random intervals throughout the day and night. Some days, they will be filled with green Kool Aid. Other days, they will be filled with Ethylene glycol. Feel free to take your chances...

Thoughts?