Ok--I did it. I actually sat through the entire running of "Cloverfield". The film sucked so bad, I'm not even going to link to it. It sucked that bad. Time in my life that I'll never get back. Ever.
And I'll even admit to viewing the Indiana Jones film (after Scott's warning not to). Some guys from Church called me up; I knew it would suck; I hadn't done anything social in a while... so I saw it. And I knew it would suck. And it did suck. Spielberg ought be ashamed of his career at this point.
But it didn't suck a tenth as much as this last piece of crap that robs my life of meaning. The film who's name shant be uttered.
And I'll even admit to viewing the Indiana Jones film (after Scott's warning not to). Some guys from Church called me up; I knew it would suck; I hadn't done anything social in a while... so I saw it. And I knew it would suck. And it did suck. Spielberg ought be ashamed of his career at this point.
But it didn't suck a tenth as much as this last piece of crap that robs my life of meaning. The film who's name shant be uttered.
posted by Greg | 9:51 PM
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I saw Cloverfield in the theater (on the school's dime, fortunately).
While it did suck, I have definitely seen suckier. Perhaps the recency effect is in play for you, Greg. Think harder... surely you've seen suckier as well.
I've tried. Drawing blanks. Probably because I actually sat through this one...
What a Blair Witch rip-off...
Robot Jox? The Mangler? Needful things? These are superior movies?!?
I was looking forward to watching this one too...
Tim, you clearly didn't understand the subtle subtext of "The Mangler." So if you don't mind, would you please try to avoid trashing such pop-art masterpieces. Thanks.
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