You see, your most merciful, this is what happens when you paint yourself in a corner. (Not only that, but the corner in which you are painted is hoping for an American defeat.)

Now...What did we learn?

Hey guys--you think the day will come when people will look at the DNA of their future/potential spouses, and see if they have a genetic predisposition towards infidelity?

P.S. Twice as many (American) deaths in Chicago than in Iraq this summer. Scott--you're raisin' your kids in a war-zone, bro...