So uh... I have apparently befriended an alleged incestuous pedophile sex offender. I met him, his wife and daughter at our public playground. Our kids played together, and I talked to the parents and had a good time. Since then, we've met up at the local children's bookstore; the kids play together and the parents talk and have fun. I see him at the lunch room about every day, and have a pretty comfortable / casual relationship with the guy.

Either way this turns out, it's awful. The wife is a vengeful b*tch who is hellbent on personal destruction, or the guy's evil. *taps into microphone* People, this is why I moved from DC...to get away from this kind of thing...